Mah Boyfriend is Forty

August 16, 2010

in The (misc.) Adventures of Grumble Girl

Okay, he’s not exactly my boyfriend… we’ve been married for almost ten years. But I’ve known him since he was about twenty-three, and let me tell you something: this man just gets better and better with time. It’s a fact.

Everyone knows that forty is one of those milestone birthdays… comes replete with at least a few “lordy-lordy” cards and gag gift coupons for Viagra and stuff. When I look at my pensive, exhausted boyfriend, I know exactly why he’s feeling as he is. Could he really be halfway through his life already? He watches his kids grow older, and he watches his parents grow older, and he watches more silver hair creeping into the temples and the beard. And other places.

But it’s not my birthday. I’m just here to spread the love and the wishes. And to remind him that we’re so very happy he was born. And to remind him that though sometimes one wonders if this is all there is, what it IS, is purely stellar… and there’s more and more and more of it.

Otherwise, Saturday mornings wouldn’t look like this:

So, it’s a good thing he’s here. And MY! But ain’t he a sexy rascal! Bonne Fête, mon beau.

My sweet, darling Martin, I must tell you these few things… you are super-duper old now. Really, you are. But it’s okay because a) you still look really, really hot and you don’t have any love-handles at all, and 2) you can still do ALL the heavy lifting, such as the couch when you do your EPIC vacuuming jobs, 3) you send me flowers when it totally counts the most, and d) we love you as much as we always did. Maybe more! (Maybe less…) But for certain, it would be an awful thing to live in this house with the children BY MYSELF so it’s really a good thing that you’re here for protection for decoration for my amusement. Because anyway, everything is always about ME.

Thanks for always agreeing with my home improvement ideas. And thanks for never complaining about the time and the costs associated with them. Your new TV is only the beginning… (Aren’t I the BEST mistake you ever made?!)

Je t’aime. I love August 15th. For reals.

G.G.

  • Pat Steer

    Yes, but he's MY son-in-law (i.e my outlaw son.) And I loves him too.

  • http://www.grumblegirl.com Grumble Girl

    Oh, The Papist tolerates your heathen ways… he loves you too. Heh.

  • http://bibliosaurus.net Bibliosaurus

    I've never met him and i love him, based solely on how much YOU love him. xoxo

  • http://www.grumblegirl.com Grumble Girl

    What a nice thing to say, sistah… thank you! And I know just what you mean – it's how I feel about your manbear, you know… xox

  • S Bratt

    Isn't a papist something the Dr does to your hoo hoo?

    btw…your hubby's hot for 40.

  • http://www.grumblegirl.com Grumble Girl

    I love it when you say “hoo hoo” princess…

    And is IS kinda hot, isn't he? WORD!

  • http://twitter.com/LogicalLibby LogicalLibby

    Hawt. Very hawt.

  • Sharonna-fox

    u could teach us all how to make the people u love feel so special..whenever we are with u u always make me feel soooo wonderful and special ….martin is a lucky guy….u are a true gem even with your mot#$%%^^^ER FU####@@!$%% CRACK WHORE PUMPS AND ALLYOUR FASHIONISTA WAYS MY BELLA!!! LOVE U AND LOVE THE BLOGGGGGGGG
    XXXXX
    SHAROONA FOX

  • Bernthis

    my dream is to write a post similar to this one day b/c I've got someone like your man in my life. Happy birthday to him and I'm glad you got yourself a good one.

  • http://bethanysworld.com bethany

    Oh… I adore Martin… ;o) Almost as much as you do…

  • http://twitter.com/IlinaP Ilina Ewen

    Awwwww…..happy birthday to him!

  • http://twitter.com/mrsnotouching mrs.notouching

    Somehow men manage to look better as they age… He absolutely does not look 40! Happy Birthday to your wonderful man!

  • http://www.grumblegirl.com Grumble Girl

    I reckon I'll keep him ; )

  • http://www.grumblegirl.com Grumble Girl

    Do I know you?

    Just kidding, Fox. Holy cow, you say the sweetest things! And if I could just get you to use your printable potty-mouth without all the %%@@#$#$#@^%^%s, then I will have done my job as Online Devil. Heh.

  • http://www.grumblegirl.com Grumble Girl

    I'm telling you, I feel something on the wind for you, my darling… have patience. He will reveal himself anon. Yes.

  • http://www.grumblegirl.com Grumble Girl

    So this is one more bit of awesomeness we have in common then? Cool…

  • http://www.grumblegirl.com Grumble Girl

    Thank you, darlin'! We're celebrating all the way until my birthday. That's in November. What can I say? I love a good party. :)

  • http://www.grumblegirl.com Grumble Girl

    You know, you are SO right, and it's sooooo unfair, really. He doesn't look 40 at all. I should take little sips off his neck or something…

  • http://twitter.com/thoughtbeast Chris Gallagher

    This is a great post! I really like the way you write. It's really sweet with a lot of wit! Happy Birthday to to your husband Martin!

  • http://www.grumblegirl.com Grumble Girl

    Thank you, friend! We're celebrating this one until the end of September at least… YAY!!

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