Grumble Girl is a busy, married mother of two, residing in Montreal, though she barely speaks a word of French, except for the swear words. Love made her do it. She married her very charming, glass-slipper man, and so far, he's been worth the move from Toronto. He cooks and he cleans things very well. She lets their children stay because they go with the art-direction. And don't get her started on her very, very stinky dog.